Cheap Sex Toys at the Dollar Store - Is This Even Possible?

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Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2011 Time: 8:55 AM
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Want to buy Sextoys online but think it's a little out of your budget, what with the fancy brand names and the expensive S&H? It's time for you to explore unusual possibilities and extend your sextoys shopping escapades to outside the conventional online store, and into the dollar store! There are people who buy sextoys online regularly who won't mind paying for their pleasure tools, but why should you pay through your nose for something you can get elsewhere at a cheaper price? Let us uncover the more cost-effective solutions to purchasing adult toys!

1. Hand clapper toy - It's handy, it colorful, it's a dollar! It won't inflict a whole lot of pain but it's enough to introduce some spice into your relationship! Just ignore the loud sound and the fact that it'll remind you of your fifth birthday party.

2. Hairbrush - This is perfect for the ladies. Where else can you find something that can easily pleasure you one minute, and have your hair looking great and bouncy the next? Look out for hairbrushes with those little rubbery knobs and nubs as well as a sturdy handle for obvious reasons - ideal for stimulating various nerve endings.

3. Pack of clothes pegs - Ever wondered why nipple clamps cost so much when you buy sextoys online? It's all in the packaging, baby! To avoid being a victim of evil conglomerates taking advantage of consumers, visit your local dollar store and trawl the aisles for clothes pegs. Wooden clothespins and refrigerator clip magnets are great alternatives - they look good (on you) and are environmentally-friendly. Say ‘NO' to evil consumerism!

4. Fake fruit decor - Never again buy sextoys online and purchase expensive dildos that cost you an arm and a leg! Check out your neighborhood toy store for fake fruits such as the ever reliable banana and little plastic grapes that can be fitted into any willing orifice. The beauty of these faux fruits is that once you are done, you can simply toss them onto your coffee table or desk, instantly transforming the room into a cheerier place!

5. Rubber stamps - Cheap butt plugs anyone? The next time you buy sextoys online, stop buying expensive butt plugs and opt for these cheap alternatives at the dollar store - colorful and handy, they are a joy to own!

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